May 24th | 5,792 notes
artist: makes a unique female character
people: wow she's way too out there to be a good character. she's such a mary sue.
artist: makes an average female character
people: she's way too boring! what a mary sue!
artist: makes a strong/independent female character
people: how overdone. such a mary sue.
artist: makes a weak female character
people: that's incredibly degrading to women! MARY SUE!
artist: doesn't make a female character
people: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FEMALE CHARACTERS? ARE YOU SEXIST? WOW WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
May 24th | 509 notes
Shippers of the Korra Fandom
Makorra: ZUTARA MUST HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT. IT'S OBVIOUSLY CANON, ASAMI IS JUST A TEMPORARY DISTRACTION.
Borra: Bolin is so ADORABLE! SQUEE!, so he has to be shipped with the main character (because I like to pretend I am Korra).
Howrra: He's better than any of the main characters!
Dokorra: Bill Rinaldi ships it, so it must be canon!
Amorra: LOL SOUNDS LIKE AMOR.
Masami: CANON IS CANON. None of this stupid crack ship nonsense, canon is the way to go.
Tahorra: LOL SEX.
Makolin: The Supernatural/Fullmetal Alchemist/-insert show about brothers here- got boring so I joined you guys!
Bosami: Hurr hurr, Bolin grabbed Asami's butt!
Korrami: THIS FANDOM NEEDS MORE LES YAY! GIRL ON GIRL SO HOT.
Korraga: The furry fandom rejected me, so I came here.
Borabu: See previous shipping.
Linzin: Tenzin can have two wives, right?
Pemzin: Confirmed permanent relationships are the best.
Makorralin: Ménage à trois, s'il vous plaît.
Korralinzinbosamikowldooragabukkiemaelomonora: SHIP ALL THE SHIPS!
May 23rd | 20,600 notes
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
May 23rd | 13,808 notes
child: mom why do you always make bentos for me we're not even japane-
me: shh here's a piece of toast put it in your mouth and run for school like in the animes
